I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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