This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
