I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
How's work?
Spinning.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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