i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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