So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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