I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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