What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
