i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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