Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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