Sponge bath it is.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
