I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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