i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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