Dual....:-)
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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