3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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