He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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