She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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