you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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