Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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