it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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