...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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