my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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