is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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