I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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