Dual....:-)
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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