Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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