NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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