I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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