honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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