addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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