You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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