he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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