Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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