My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
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