The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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