i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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