i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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