I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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