I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
i out mim tonsoeep
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