I wish my penis had an off switch
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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