Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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