This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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