talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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