We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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