You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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