my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
