they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
did you just send me my own nude
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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