So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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