Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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