honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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