ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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